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Natalie's Night of Triplefail
Fail #1. Fail #2. Fail #3. Three douches and you’re out. And by out, I mean emotionally fractured and vaguely alcoholic.
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Corporal Punishment and his spandex division
Something tells me that in this case, the rod will be spared. And Sheena will not be spoiled. By the way, Sheena, not to take anything away from your glorious black spandex, but this is how it’s done.
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A black guy, a guy with a giant chin, a herpster, and a tiny hot chick walk...
The bartender says, “Hey, why the black guy, giant chin, herpster and hot chick?” Wait, I told that wrong. I was just never that good at telling jokes even though I tried. In grade school, they used...
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The Yo La Tangwads Discover Pear
I sense an odd blend of acoustic guitar, salsa rhythms, melodic rapping, and bodily fluids will emerge from this collaboration.
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Blue Man Poop
It’s like a 1990s alternative theatrical experience mated with a Jerzey club at 2am on a Tuesday and pooped out an existential crisis that could shake even a post-epiphany Raskolnikov. Yeah. I made a...
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Captain Pubing Sings "I'm Douching Away"
I’m douching away, Set an open course for the virgin hotts, ‘Cause I’ve got to be free free of groin itch, that’s been bothering me, I’m bored, I’m the captain, so touch my schwang, We’ll search for...
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Will.He.Isnt Macks on the Persian Hotts
I see you offering me Mayan Eye of Coitus, Persian Meadow Soprano. I raise your coital eye play, and counter with Malaysian Hairy Chest Scratch and Burmp of Guy Who Just Ate a Bowl of Cheerios.
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Three Little Bros
I really just can’t get on board with updating nursery rhymes to connect with the youth. Especially when they get to huffing, puffing, and blowing.
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